Pies not TVs

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Tomorrow is the last day for pie orders. They’re $35, which is a great value. We use local flour, very high quality butter, organic sugar, real fruits. We cook down the apples in our apple pie and mash them and never use artificial flavors or colors.

We will be open Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, but closed Thanksgiving and the day after.

But William, you might say, $35 sounds like a lot. Is it really wise to spend so much money in this era of inflation?

Well, look, try not to skimp on the simple pleasures of life. Bring a high quality pie when you see your friends and family and they’ll know you care. A better way to save money is to not buy the TV the advertisements are telling you you need.

Remember when we used to say TV would rot the brain? As the TV Guide gained in circulation everybody’s intelligence seemed to decrease. Now we love it. It’s a topsey-turvey world.

But not at William’s. Our North Star is quality, so we never get lost.

Have a happy Thanksgiving.

Very best wishes from
your friend
William